It Just Keeps Getting Funner!

I am sitting at my friend’s table, whom I’m housesitting for. I am surrounded by the following liquids:

*A giant Americano from earlier today, still half full, and which I occasionally sip, despite it being cold.

*My 5th can of Coor’s Light, of the day.

*A glass of Limeade.

*A 750 ml bottle of mid-grade Tequila (Lunazul, blanca)

  I am writing the screenplay to the sequel of the featured movie, Ape Canyon. If you haven’t seen it, I would not recommend it. Though, it was nominated for three “At The Drive In” awards, by Joe Bob Briggs, and was called by Jim Goad, “The funniest Bigfoot rape-comedy ever made”. I wish I could say it had a “cult following”, but I don’t think that term is really very applicable to our modern society. And, we don’t have one anyway.

  You heard it here first, tumblrs: Ape Canyon 2 is in the works.

  Or rather, you scrolled past it, and did not give two shits.

 Speaking of shits, I’m gonna take a SHOT!